2006-05-25

Another golf joke for the Archives:

wife : "honey, if I die before you - would you re-marry?"
husband: "stop talking nonsense, it's retarded!"
wife: "no, really, just hypothetical... would you re-marry?"
husband: "hm.. I guess I would"
wife: "would you live with her in OUR house too?"
husband: "this is a stupid conversation, but I guess you insist on an answer - so yes, I would"
wife: "so.. you'd make love to her in OUR bedroom?"
husband: "oh boy... yes, I guess I would".
wife: "so what's next, would you give her my golf clubs too????"
husband: "no, no way"
wife: "how come?"
husband: "she's left-handed"

[ VIA RAFCIN AGAIN! ]