Videos of the Pros

You want videos; I got videos. Videos, Videos and more Videos!

Here ye hear ye! Golf videos right here on Eat - lots-o-videos - videos-o-plenty!

And for you: no probalo!

We got 'em. You want a video of Furyk, Toms hitting drivers - no problem we have 'em! DiMarco or Funk putting - pfft - you got it! It's easy man EASY! All right here. Step on up and it's all free. FREE I TELL YOU! That's the beauty part - these videos are just waiting for you to click the play button when ever you feel like seeing Monty or Paddy hit a driver! Looking for Sluman? - we got Sluman! We even got David Howell too!

How can anything beat that you ask? Sold already are you?

Just wait a sec there is EVEN MORE!!!!

***THIS JUST IN***
Act now and I'm authorized to throw in a free Billy Andrade Video for no extra charge - that's right - Authorized no extra charge! You get a 15 second Andrade clip completely included! No ofthemonth club to join, not even an email address required!

How can we possibly offer such a deal you say? Simple! Simple! Eat Golf has got it covered!

Still Not enough? Need proof? Ok, just this one time only (and don't tell my boss) I'll throw in a free Michael Campbell Video just because you look like you could use one.

Why don't you see if you can give that video a nice tear. Don't hurt yourself though :)

We're still feeling pretty good about the 12 piece set right?

Wait! How 'bout I make it a 13 piece set and throw in a free Tiger Woods Video! How much more would that sweeten up the dealio!! Tiger is a good golfer no? Hard to find recent videos of his swing on the net? Not anymore! Eat's got it covered. Too good to be true you ask? Heck no!!!! Heck no!!!! Double Heck nos!!!

Come on man! No way can you pass this up! This is good stuff, the good stuff, the very very best stuff - high tech DIGITAL videos compressed into small squares of internet viewing goodness! Don't even mess with that old and busted VCR trying to record these clips - just click the play button and enjoy as many servings as you can! LOW FAT CARBS FREE!

Hold short; wait; I just had and idea, let me go check with the sales manager...

Okay, CHECK THIS OUT! Manager said that we ran out of the giveaway logo'd back-scratcher-shoe-horns so instead - and get this - boss'll let me throw in a Video of Fred Couples hitting a driver! And not only that but one of Fred putting as well!!!!

If that's not the best deal ever I don't know what is!

You know what... *thinking* ... Seeing how you might be just about the best new customer I've ever had ever recently... : I'm gonna just go ahead and risk the wrath and give it ya free:

BAM!! 18 FREE VIDEO CLIPS!!!

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