2005-07-31

Hat Trick

As you know, every course I play I buy a golf visor as not only a souvenir but so that I can take a picture of it for the Courses Played Section. A couple weeks ago, I played a new course called Lost Canyons and as usual picked up a hat. After playing the round wearing it, when I got home I took it off to take the picture of it for the site and saw this:

Sweat marks. Damn! All over my brand new hat. See, just like you, we had a heat wave and it was major hot out there.

Look at that - sweat turned it like all white and gross looking. Can't wear that hat ever again I'm thinking. Then I had a vision and tried something that totally worked and only took FIVE SECONDS to do.

Check it out: here is the Eat Golf Hat Trick:

Step 1: Turn on a Faucet (Fig. 1)

Step 2: Put a finger under it (Fig. 2)

Step 3: Run wet finger along sweat marks (Fig.3)

Step 4: Get more water on that finger (Fig.4)

Step 5: Don't miss a spot (Fig.5)

Done and Done! That is all there is to it! When it dries it will be as good as new! So next time you're finished playing golf and you're washing your hands in the restroom, look in the mirror at your hat... If it has sweat marks on it, wipe them off right then and there.

Just wait for that thing to dry and it will look as good as new!

Here is the hat picture I used for the site (Don't tell anyone that the left side isn't really dry yet - that can be our little secret)

Step 6: Turn the water back off (Fig. 6):

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