 Rich Hodge Simi Valley, CA |
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Friday, October 10, 2008
Simi Hills Golf CourseRATING: 70.6 SLOPE: 125.07
Some sort of prehistoric beast with large talons was hanging out in the shadows near the OB stakes - welcome to Simi Valley! Just look at that evil eye he is giving me - he won the staring contest
That's right, I went with a mustard and onion dog.. They have an ongoing lunch special there at the turn; a guy barbecuing hot dogs. You get a dog, a bag of chips, and a huge fountain drink for about five bucks. I told them they could keep the chips and the counter girl tossed me a frozen candy bar instead. Nice. It was so hot out that day that I am afraid to report that chocolate bars melt pretty fast in the sun and this one never got to go to the party. Chocolate was melting out of the wrapper a few holes later.
Saw lots of these black crows around. They hang around the 10th hole eyeballing you setting your hot dog down on the seat of the golfcart for a moment while you try to take a picture of it. Then, once you try to tee off (concentrating on all those swing thoughts instead of guarding your precious lunch) they swoop in and try to sneak away with your hot dog bun (I knew what they were up to and foiled their devious plan, well, put foil around the hot dog anyway FOILED AGAIN!!!
Simi Hills Golf Course Phone: 805-522-0803
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