Why golf is better than sex

Letterman's Top 10 List on why golf is better than sex

#10 A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9 You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8 It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7 Foursomes are encouraged.

#6 You can make money doing it as a senior.

#5 Three times a day is possible.

#4 Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.

#3 If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

#2 You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the #1 reason why golf is better than Sex..

If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.

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